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Stubbkrossen This nickname was not given, but earned when I was thirteen years of age. I was out skiing downhill or rather off-pist as I love. This was a beautiful day, the sun was shining. Not too cold nor too warm outside, no wind and no clouds in the skies. As I was sloping in this small birch forest on top of the mountain I enjoyed myself in the nights fallen snow, it was perfect; soft and every flake for itself. Just a perfect day for off-pist. Suddenly I see a clearing heading towards the slopes and I went down through the trees. As I was enjoying life as it was meant to be that day I thought to myself how wonderful this snow is, I wonder how it will feel laying down in it. So in full speed I put myself down into the soft snow and embracing the soft frozen water... 'til I hit a tree stump... with my buttocks. Ah, the pain. I flew about three meters from the spot I hit that stump. Doing some weird corkscrew through the snow. I layed there tossing and turning in pain. No words or scream, just breathing in and exhaling slowly and deeply. I stand up after some time... Looking at what I hit. What I hit was a tree stump. It was a stump before impact, now it was shattered all over the place. Old rotten stump went up to birch heaven. I went down the slopes... agonizing as the pain was it took me nearly one hour to go down to the lifts. A tear fell for every turn I took, stopping and pausing after every turn. When I got down I put away my equipment and couldn't ski, run or do anything that takes fast movement to do. I limped around for a week, with the pain in my buttocks always remembering the awful beautiful day it was when I crushed a tree stump to smithereens with... My buttocks. Today my buttocks are fine and no serious injury was inflicted. But what a memory it is, and to explain my name in english since it has a swedish origin. Stubbe = tree stump krossen = Crusher So I chose this unique name online, as the "Tree stump crusher"! hehehe.

I had to google off-piste but now that I know what it means all I can say is: You want to play, prepare to pay. Great story!

Looks great. My only suggestion/request is that if you do boots, PLEASE dont make them heels, and to make them look like boots fit for if the armor were real. The biggest problem, for me, with female armor is people always put heels and i just want to punch babies because heels are so impractical.