Exanimis

It's good to see you here SickleYield. I still have your tutorials bookmarked and I refer to them often.

Like Grond, I never knew there was a preview window. Dang, this is a helpful site. Thanks D

People should have the right to mod their game as the would. I'm not disagreeing with that, I am simply saying thank to the people who made and maintain this forum for choosing to keep it free of that type of material. Dezdimona (one of my favorite nexus friends) teamed up with Montana blue skies to create an "Adult forum" Their new forum is strictly for those type of mods. I personally am glad to find a forum designed and maintained more to my personal tastes. I don't have a problem with nudity but if it is allowed, this site would soon deteriorate.

I have a lot of trouble with headaches and even though I know it is no excuse, I have some strange ideas. While resting in a quite room today trying to ease the throbbing pain in my head, I got a flash, or flush of genius. Chamber pots. That's right, those wonderful bowls with lids that people kept in their rooms so that they wouldn't have to make a freezing run for the out house. Then I thought to myself "If I make a container that is a chamber pot, what would the player find in one?" Survey says! You are a winner! The correct answer is a TURD. Well, I climbed out of bed with tears in my eyes. I don't know if they were from the theme song to Jaws that was pounding through my head or from laughing so hard. I could just imagine someone running through Tamriel armed with a long nasty turd. The ideas just kept rolling in like a turd riding the waves of a New York city sewer. I started up my desk top and soon had both the chamber pot and the turd modeled and textured. I even tested them in game,,,,well to be honest I just tested the turd.Oh. it's nasty. I tapered it on the end and even modeled in kernels of corn. But here, as with all my modding is where I got stuck. Constipated if you will. I am not a scripter! I can't script or write quests and this mod needs a script. Yes, it's funny running through the IC attacking people with a turd but that isn't enough. I need a script that will prevent anyone from attacking you while you are equipped with this corn fed monster. When you go near someone they should back off like you had just hit them with a hammer. Of coarse, if you attack someone it should still count but no guard will arrest you until you put away your foul friend. The second part of the script should have the same effect as a dead body. Ever notice how NPC's can't walk past a body without looking down at it? How about the way the guards always kneel down and check a body? Imagine dropping a long nasty turd on the streets of the Imperial city and watching all the NPC's who pass. OK, so this is a mod that will be easy to finish and it's just for some nasty, juvenile fun but I'd love to have the scripts. Can anyone take the time out of their busy day for a bathroom break, I mean to help? I can post screenshots if anyone dares to ask.

Very nicely done house TLM.

That is the reason or two things in my life. I live in the country and I never carry anything more important than my drivers license in my wallet. I lived a few years in a major US city when I was younger. I had eight friends that I hung out with. One friend left the city right after I did and I still keep in touch with him through phone calls and e-mail. All the others were shot to death. I will never again live in a city.

Night Si I should probably get back to my quest writing. The quest is the only thing keeping my mod from release. I am lousy with scripts and quests.

Better to be welcomed into yours than for you to be welcomed into mine. The only thing good I can say about where I am from is, "It;s a nice place to be from, far from.

Well as the saying goes, We can pick our friends but not our family. No reflection on WhoGuru here since I have seen no reason to be put off so far. LOL