The Silly Thread Volume VII

[The Vyper]

I have arachnophobia and do my level best to kill any spider I find in my house. Since my success rate is not 100%, the caption in this pic scares the snot out of me (I've actually had nightmares like this). Still funny, though.

[Jheuloh]

Going on the arrow in the knee meme.

Or in this case, spear to the thigh.

Edit: Oh and, your daily dosage of reptilian humor.

Edited December 21, 2011 by Jheuloh

[The Vyper]

The Modern Woman:

Better warn DarkRider...

[Jheuloh]

Not sure what to say about this one.

Edited December 31, 2011 by Jheuloh

[HeyYou]

Methinks the bird drinks too much coffee......

[Jheuloh]

Sharks aren't the best at costumes, as you can see above.

Artist - MO-ffie.

Edited January 4, 2012 by Jheuloh

[charlescrowe]

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Edited January 5, 2012 by InsanitySorrow
Removed link due to content in the comments section of the page.

[Jheuloh]

Hi!

[The Vyper]

Who knew serving ice cream could be like this?

Ever been to a power point presentation? If so, the events in this vid might be familiar to you:

http://youtu.be/3rHFNJnDPYY

[The Vyper]

This is one of the funniest commercials I've ever seen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w&sns=fb

[The Vyper]

Am I suddenly the only one who comes across funny stuff? Anyway, here's a guy who knows how to deal with a cell phone in the middle of a recital (skip to about 0:37 if you want):

[Mannimagnus]

Look at this photo very carefully, don't stop looking until you've found something.

If you find it, don't say anything about where it is!

So, so creepy.

[The Vyper]

Took me about two seconds to find it. That's just creepy, Manni. Who puts something like that in their living room?

[Jheuloh]

Seen that picture.

Nice glasses, Mr. Archosaur.

A sloth believes it can fly.

Edited February 6, 2012 by Jheuloh

[Rowan]

http://www.wimp.com/rodah/

[Mannimagnus]

LOL This joke is good.

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce car. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the woman for using a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls Royce into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the woman returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?†The woman replies.....â€Where else in New York City can I park my $250,000 Rolls Royce car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?â€

[Jheuloh]

Fellow Diablo fans should have no trouble getting this joke.

Edited February 16, 2012 by Jheuloh

[donnato]

LOL This joke is good.

:rofl: ...Ok my add :

A neutron walks into a bar and says "How much for a drink?"...Bartender replies..."for you..?...no CHARGE..."...badumpbump

Edited February 17, 2012 by donnato

[DsoS]

So yeah, I was going to copy ALL the Skyrim scripts into a folder on my desktop, well the results were...

click on the thumbnail for the full size. Take note that files are piled on top of each other, also that I have 3 monitors, two 24" LCD's and my 40" LCD TV (all 3 are 1080-i/p) connected to my computer...

I accidentally hit CTRL + V on the desktop by mistake while trying to open the folder.... yeah, the explorer crashed once, but I was able to get into my Users folder and into the Desktop folder and delete all 10,000+ files from the desktop.

The lesson here is: KEEP YOUR FINGERS OFF CTRL + V UNTIL NEEDED!!!

[Jheuloh]

Ds, the desktop picture is completely appropriate.

A top-hat and a monocle? Fancy!

Artist - Meiying262

Edited February 21, 2012 by Jheuloh

[The Vyper]

Okay, what is going on with Darth Vader?

[HeyYou]

Okay, what is going on with Darth Vader?

Well, its finally happened, Vader has gone off the deep end....... See, playing with the Dark Side IS bad for your mental health.

[The Vyper]

What does Batman drive when the Batmobile breaks down? A Lamborghini!

[The Vyper]

This is the side of the Empire you don't get to see:

[donnato]

That`s great Vyper...I`m still cracking up over it.