The Silly Thread Volume VI

[ZuTheSkunk]

I don't understand that part when soldier's sword gets broken (I've never been good at understanding English from listening). What's this about?

But other things are quite good.

[Jheuloh]

The bit with the broken sword is in relation to the fact that the sword doesn't look cracked or anything when it "breaks."

(That is, poking fun at the fact that in OB, there is no visual confirmation to show you why your weapon is no longer usable. Just a "Force" that keeps you from wielding a broken weapon.)

Edited May 25, 2010 by Jheuloh

[Dane]

Found this in a shoutbox over on the wormhole:

morrowind in a nutshell

[Si-Shen]

That video of OB was priceless!

[ZuTheSkunk]

And there are some deleted scenes too.

[ZuTheSkunk]

Okay folks, it's time to show who's the best.

http://www.google.pl/pacman/

Show your best scores!

[Mannimagnus]

Okay folks, it's time to show who's the best.

http://www.google.pl/pacman/

Show your best scores!

My score was 18510.

[freewaydog]

Okay folks, it's time to show who's the best.

http://www.google.pl/pacman/

Show your best scores!

WOW! Like, this is so totally rad!

[ZuTheSkunk]

33000.

[darkstone]

This is pretty good....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk

[The Vyper]

This is pretty good....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI6lH1QDSk

That bear reminds me of one of my martial arts instructors.

[DarkRider]

That bear reminds me of one of my martial arts instructors.

Don't you just hate when Sensei chews his toes in the midst of a demonstration!

[The Vyper]

Don't you just hate when Sensei chews his toes in the midst of a demonstration!

Indeed. It's even worse when he picks his nose. It's funny how Sensei will always try to explain the actions, too.

Sensei on chewing toes: "You must toughen your body so that opponents will feel like they're getting hit by an avalanche."

Me: "Isn't that why we do exercises and strike increasingly harder targets?"

Sensei on picking nose: "I'm clearing my airway of obstructions. Proper breathing is very important to the martial arts. It helps you focus your movements and provide more power to your blows. Yelling 'hyah!' when you strike forces adrenaline through your system, which helps provide more power to your blows."

Me: "Umm...yeah. That booger is only slightly larger than a grain of sand. If your airway was small enough to be 'obstructed' by that, you'd never have gotten your fist belt."

Sensei on why his eyes crossed after getting hit in the head: "If you focus too closely on your opponent, your peripheral vision fades and you will not see incoming attacks. You must defocus your eyes so that only movement registers to them." (I've actually found this to be good advice) "Crossing your eyes is a good way to do this."

Me: "Then why didn't you do that before you got knocked upside the head?"

Sensei: "Demonstrations are more effective than explanations."

Me: "Only when they're good enough not to require explanations afterwards."

[ZuTheSkunk]

Have you already saw The Ultimate MS Paint Hardcore?

[ZuTheSkunk]

Are there any fans of Duck Hunt? Then you'll probably like this: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1936443

[nottlong]

[Jheuloh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qHUsWNCq14

Let's play hot potato!

Edited June 8, 2010 by Jheuloh

[jaggedbubbles]

So, I went out this morning to my car and saw this at the other end of my parking lot.

[nottlong]

Dang it I hate it when my car decides to kick the one behind it.

[darkstone]

Not so much silly as damn clever..

[nottlong]

That is cool I want one.

[freewaydog]

I wish I could do that!

[ulrim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0LJEjoyt3k

Near 0:30 seconds:

"For a chance to stay toe to toe you appear to say:

'Here I am. Take your best shot.'

* FART *

Then the contest begins and BANG!"

LMAO!!

Edited June 12, 2010 by ulrim

[The Vyper]

Another way to have fun in Oblivion:

Bear Rolling!

[WillieSea]

Bear rolling, how funny is that?