Tavern Tales: Come on in and have a drink! Part I

[DarkRider]

Angel Mate! That Penguin is AWESOME! Good going!

Bye Autumn!

[Guest]

As we say in Sweden, Ses!

very cute angel

Oh, you think i'm cute? *blushes* (shameless joke)

[grond]

Poor Angel - he'll be back.

TO PINEAPPLE!

*grond drinks his shot and yet another shotglass finds its end in the fireplace.*

[DarkRider]

*cuffs Angel on the head* She thinks your penguin is cute!

*looks at the glass filled firplace* I think I know who's going to clean all that glass out of the fireplace... *cough* grond *cough*

[Guest]

*stares at Rider for 5 seconds before realizing having embarassed himself*

oh! Oh... Owww....

[grond]

Where the heck...how did I miss the penguin? And the rest of that? I'm the worst barman in all the world

[grond]

This is a self-cleaning tavern. Hoo-rah!

[Guest]

Unfortunely ma penguin isn't... and he's fat and lazy too... *sigh*

[grond]

All penguins should fly free.

[Guest]

Lol, even if penguins would be supposed to be able to fly, mine is, like stated above, too fat and lazy

[grond]

CHILLY THE FATTEST PENGUIN

What program did you use to make him?

[grond]

*grond punches Angel on the shoulder.*

There, wake up!

Oh, sorry, you said p<span style='font-size: px;'>i</span>nch.

[Guest]

Don't worry, i'm so happy right now you can kill me... Well, don't anyway

[Guest]

I made the penguin by using up ALOT of my time reading a hell of a load of pages, guides, and tutorials, for navigating blender, there ya have it

[grond]

*It's quiet. grond takes the opportunity to clean up a little. He goes behind the bar, unlocks a covered button and presses it. Then he grabs the bar rail. A fierce wind blows through the tavern, blowing every last bit of trash into the air and funneling it through the fireplace. Amazingly, only the trash is gone.*

Cleaning up is such a chore. But there's a woman hereabouts now, so we gotta keep it clean. And let's remember to keep our pants on, shall we, gents?

[grond]

Blender eh? Looks like I have to bite the bullet and learn it. Can you put that penguin into the game?

[Guest]

Well, i can, yes. Will i? Nope

[grond]

No - I need to make some things so I'm just wondering if you could. I've always kept away from doing any modeling ( although people have told me I COULD model ) , I've never wanted to take the time to learn how. Til now. It's interesting and very creative.

[Guest]

I've always wanted to learn, but it's a pain in the behind. So far so good though, prepare for, well, extremely lots of reading, and learning about 4 or so different programs

[grond]

Blender, NifScope, and ???

May I tempt you with some fresh orange juice???

[Guest]

lol, sure!

Blender, Nifscope, photoshop, gimp, or something else

3-4 programs

[grond]

I've glanced at some tutorials. I have those programs sitting on my machine, collecting virtual dust. Will you be running a modelling workshop here?

[Guest]

I don't think so, at all

[grond]

So will we be classmates?

[Ladyflcn]

Ooo, it's tidy in here! Where are my boys!?