You Know You've Been Playing Oblivion Too Much When.....

[AndalayBay]

High school kid selling magazines for school: *knocks on door*

Me: *opens door just slightly*

Me: "What is the color of night?"

High school kid: "Sanguine, my brother."

Me: *buys three magazine subscriptions*

[The Vyper]

that's the best buying and selling policy I've ever heard!

[the-manta]

An appliance in your house breaks and you think "Okay, what have I downloaded since I last used it?"

[JazzJR]

You Know You've Been Playing Oblivion Too Much When....

-You duel your Boss in a sword duel to get his Job

-If you throw Objects around and are happy about the great physic engine

-If you ask a Drug dealer for Skooma

-If you get caught by the Detectiv and try to open the console and write "player.payfine"

-If you visit a Castle ruin in your holidays and tell everyone "Kvatch is destroyed!"

-If you think miner are the dark brothers of Hackdirt

Edited May 21, 2011 by JazzJR

[Excalibuurr]

When you run past forests instead of walking on the road...

Ouch :x

[syscrusher]

When you are *glad* that a file download for a work-related task is taking forever because it gives you a clear conscience to read TESA for a couple of minutes. (As in "right now")